LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP. MORE LIKE TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST FRIENDS, WHILE I PERFORATE MY BONE BULGE WITH A CULLING FORK.ĬG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. TA: god ii am ju2t bulge deep iin the fecal matter of a wiildly iincontiinent hoofbea2t but ok, iill iindulge you.ĬG: NO. TA: relay a me22age for me, tell them two go haunt my huge creakiing bone bulge. TEREZI: TH1S 1SN'T BL4STOFF R3S34RCH, P3OP元ĪT: tO GET STRAIGHT IN, FLAT DOWN, BROAD SIDE, SCHOOL FED UP THE BONE BULGEĬG: TELL HER TO POLISH MY HEAVING BONE BULGE AND SET A TABLE FOR FUCKING TWO ON IT.ĬG: I DON'T SEE ANY TENTACLES OR EXTRA EYEBALLS OR WARPED BONE BULGES, SO THOSE GROSS LITTLE THINGS THERE ARE ALL YOU GUYS, WAITING TO GO TO EARTH AND GROW UP AND BECOME THE INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED DOUCHEBAGS YOU ALL ARE NOW. MEENAH: come on it aint blastoff device science Ugh, these are still in here? BILESLAW really doesn't keep well. PCG: THEY MUST BE DROPPING LIKE BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS OUT THERE. GA: Will Your Adult Human Custodian Forage For Leavings As Ours DoĬCG: IT MUST BE PERIGEES EVE, BECAUSE GET A LOAD OF THIS HUGE BEHEMOTH LEAVING THAT JUST GOT DRAGGED IN.
GA: Im Guessing Thats The Human Equivalent Of 12th Perigees Eve
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The workers pair up and dance angry messages to you in beenary code.ĭid you honestly think you could dip your corpulent snout into the imperial beetle coffers like that and get away with it?Ī personal satchel, perhaps? CHOCK FULL OF ILLICIT, EMBEZZLED BEETLES, WITH WHICH YOU HAVE THE UNMITIGATED CHEEK TO WALTZ BEFORE HIS TYRANNY, CONCEALED BENEATH YOUR ILL-GOTTEN FINERY?įCG: HE BROUGHT THE FRESH BEHEMOTH LEAVING INTO OUR HIVE, AND TOGETHER WE DECORATED IT. THE STUPID FUCKING PRATTLE JOCKEYING LIKE ROWDY BARNBEASTS UP AGAINST THE PARTITIONS OF GOOD FUCKING SENSE AND THE MOST BASIC OF PERSONAL BOUNDARIES.ĪG: Man, now I've got this huge 8eefgrub lodged in my nook just thinking a8out him. KARKAT: I RETREAT TO MY SAFE PLACE, AND YET THE WORDS. TAVROS: sHE HAS ME WORKING LIKE A BARKFIEND,ĪT: oH, aND, wILL THIS BREAKFAST INJURE HIS SHRILL BARN BEAST, KARKAT: I DON'T EVEN KNOW *WHERE* TO BEGIN ADDRESSING THE GLOBE NUMBING ABSURDITY OF YOUR SUDDEN PRESENCE ON THIS METEOR.ĬG: YOU'VE BEEN STUNTED LIVING UP THERE, BY THE WHISPERS OF FUCKING BARK GNOMES OR SOMETHING. MEENAH: the leadership thing is hard as globes MEENAH: ok i admit that mosta them were chumpy as globes when we was tryin to win our game ?CG: THIS MEMO IS NOT ABOUT WHICH GUY CAN MANAGE TO BE THE HEFTIEST SACK OF SHAME GLOBES TO ONE ANOTHER.įCG: THIS IS ALL SO OBVIOUS, I'M FLUSHING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER IN EMBARRASSMENT HAVING TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, AND EVEN WORSE, REMEMBERING HAVING IT EXPLAINED TO ME BY THE SMART ONE THREE HOURS AGO AND STILL ACTING LIKE A MOIST GLOBE EVEN AFTER BEING SO SOUNDLY SCHOOLFED.ĬG: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET GLOBE TICKLING FUCK.ĬG: OH, I BET IT IS JUST THE BIGGEST FUCKING BLAST A GUY CAN HAVE WITHOUT A PAIR OF SHAME GLOBES SECURED IN HIS TWO TREMBLING FISTS.ĬG: SO OUT OF EVERYTHING WE JUST TALKED ABOUT, THIS IS THE THING THAT HAS YOU TRIPPING GLOBES? WHATEVER YOU SAY!įCG: THEN IT'LL JUST BE YOU AND THE OTHER GUY, SPINNING YOUR GLOBES TOGETHER LIKE A COUPLE STUPID PIECES OF SHIT, AD INFINITUM. LET'S ALL CRAWL INTO OUR COCOONS AND GET BUSY STIMULATING OUR AUTOEROGENOUS SHAME GLOBES. Sweet music to your auricular sponge clots.ĬCG: TIME TO RELAX. AA: equius im ab0ut t0 thr0w an abluti0n trap thr0ugh y0ur wallĬG: NOW WHY DON'T YOU HOP IN THE TRAP, WASH THAT NASTY BLUE SHIT OFF, AND JOIN OUR FUCKING SESSION ALREADY.ĬG: THIS IS THE LITTLE WORD HUMANS SAY REPEATEDLY WHEN SOMETHING TICKLES THEIR ABSURDITY PALATE, RIGHT?Įating UNRANGED CLUCKBEAST OVA is a great way to fill your acid tubes with HORRIFYING PARASITES, who probably wouldn't get along with your BENEVOLENT PARASITES, OR you BENIGN PARASITES.Īnd while such a calling would be quite honorable, you would prefer to join the ranks of the ARCHERADICATORS, perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer.
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